Life’s disappointments

As you go through life you gradually collect the disappointments in life, they start fairly early and below is just a few to get things started.

You find out that there isn’t really a tooth fairy, it’s just your parents putting a shilling under your pillow ( this in no way detracts from the enjoyment of spending the shilling on sweets)

You discover that Father Christmas isn’t real (sorry if that disappoints some of those on here that still believe in him), it just turns out to be a world wide piss take against children.

The girl in class, let’s call her Helen Simpson (because that was her name) will let anyone look up her skirt for 2 blackjacks

You see that soggy, semen filled condom hanging off the end of your dickie after sex, and you suddenly realise you weren’t wearing one when you started

Over to you lot now
 
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Greta's mum wishing that she'd swallowed
 
You find out that there isn’t really a tooth fairy, it’s just your parents putting a shilling under your pillow

A shilling! I only ever got thrupence, another disappointment added to the list.

Cheers you twat.
 
I‘m more than a little disappointed with this thread. It’s shit.
 
I‘m more than a little disappointed with this thread. It’s shit.
Classic catch-23 situation here.

OP is renowned for his expectionally low standards which he proudly fails to meet.

This shall now be known as: The Pike paradox.
 

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As you go through life you gradually collect the disappointments in life, they start fairly early and below is just a few to get things started.

You find out that there isn’t really a tooth fairy, it’s just your parents putting a shilling under your pillow ( this in no way detracts from the enjoyment of spending the shilling on sweets)

You discover that Father Christmas isn’t real (sorry if that disappoints some of those on here that still believe in him), it just turns out to be a world wide piss take against children.

The girl in class, let’s call her Helen Simpson (because that was her name) will let anyone look up her skirt for 2 blackjacks

You see that soggy, semen filled condom hanging off the end of your dickie after sex, and you suddenly realise you weren’t wearing one when you started

Over to you lot now
You! Waste of good man batter.
 
You! Waste of good man batter.
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Being lured into bed by some woman and then finding that she won't give you a blowjob.
 

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Finding out that everything damanbugs claims is just all lies...

OK, so it was only a pico-second after reading them, but it still counts.
 

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