Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics....

One out of three women is as stupid as the other two.

Every two out of one people are schizophrenic.

Feel free to add your statistics here.
I thought they already had apologised.
87.3% Of all quoted statistics are made up on the spot.
Half of all statistics are 50% of the total.
Statistics can prove that 'million to one shots' can happen 9 times out of 10.
The average statistician is just plain mean.
90% of people who wear para wings have got no idea how they qualified for them. The other 10% don't know how anyone else qualifies for them.
That always pisses me off; when someone wants 110% of my effort. I always want to give him 50% of my fists and about 70% of my mass on 20% of his face...

Anyways: The average person has one breast and one testicle.

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