Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics....

#1
One out of three women is as stupid as the other two.


Every two out of one people are schizophrenic.


Feel free to add your statistics here.
 
#3
I thought they already had apologised.
 
#5
87.3% Of all quoted statistics are made up on the spot.
 
#6
Half of all statistics are 50% of the total.
 
#8
Statistics can prove that 'million to one shots' can happen 9 times out of 10.
 
#9
The average statistician is just plain mean.
 
#10
90% of people who wear para wings have got no idea how they qualified for them. The other 10% don't know how anyone else qualifies for them.
 
#13
That always pisses me off; when someone wants 110% of my effort. I always want to give him 50% of my fists and about 70% of my mass on 20% of his face...

Anyways: The average person has one breast and one testicle.
 

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