Licorice Allsorts

#1
What's your favourite :?



Personally I like the square triple layered ones like these:


but HATE these blue squidgy things:
 
#2
They're all shite and made by the devil.

So is sweetcorn and peppers.

The End.

By Dale aged 6.

(I'd do you a picture, but I can't be arrsed).
 
#4
The_Snail said:
They're all shite and made by the devil.

So is sweetcorn and peppers.

The End.

By Dale aged 6.

(I'd do you a picture, but I can't be arrsed).
Gag on this then bitch :roll: 8)

 
#5
You heathen! The blue ones are the best.
 
#6
Those blue and pink ones are amazing, you nutter!
 
#7
#8
Tartan_Terrier said:
You heathen! The blue ones are the best.
Made by the devil, you heathen.
 
#10
#12
They're gopping. I'd eat my own sick before I'd touch that horrible tarry-black excuse for sweets. As long as my sick wasn't as a result of having eaten them in the first place. Now there's a thought for you Dale. Eating licorice vom. Merry Christmas.
 

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#14
Longlenny said:
Did someone say clitoris allsorts?
Was that the sweetie that had the ad slogan, ""'bet you can't put one in your mouth without chewing it'
 
#15
Fang_Farrier said:
Longlenny said:
Did someone say clitoris allsorts?
Was that the sweetie that had the ad slogan, ""'bet you can't put one in your mouth without chewing it'
No, the slogan says "who gives a fuck if it exists".
 
#17
Liquorice..............A few years ago me and her indoors found a shop selling old style sweets. She was saying how nice liquorice root was, (she's from Rochdale) I'd never seen it, (I am a yokel from Gloucestershire)

She bought me some, fcuk me, I'm surprised they have any teeth up north, sucking on a liquorice flavoured bit of wood. What a load of sh1t.

I am soo lucky I was bought up on Boiled Sweets.
 
#18



Dutch licorice (= called "drop" here).


Nuff said..
 
#20
Cloggie said:



Dutch licorice (= called "drop" here).


Nuff said..
Seconded

love the Dutch,German,swedish salty licorice :D
 
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