License to Breed!

#7
The phrase "Rough as A55holes" springs to mind. What goes through his head first thing in the morning, when he looks over at his dearly beloved ... "Yep, that's the best i can do". Then it's off to Primark for another tasty sweatshirt and baseball cap combo.

Why are they human and allowed to live?
 
#8
The13thDukeOfWybourne said:
The phrase "Rough as A55holes" springs to mind. What goes through his head first thing in the morning, when he looks over at his dearly beloved ... "Yep, that's the best i can do". Then it's off to Primark for another tasty sweatshirt and baseball cap combo.
Why are they human and allowed to live?
I believe they have a sale on..............the Kids will have to do without their tea tonight :?
 
#9
He's the step dad!!!???

No wonder she ran away!!!! And why are the Police fingerprinting their house AFTER she's been found??? Summat fishy there methinks!!!!

Did he win first prize in a grab a granny competition???

They give chavs a bad name!!!!
 
#10
He looks like a samehead. Where's his protective helmet?

As for her.. she looks like a fcuking man! And she's ginger!

Not much going for these two fruits of nature. Should be killed at birth.
 
#11
Achmed said:
The13thDukeOfWybourne said:
The phrase "Rough as A55holes" springs to mind. What goes through his head first thing in the morning, when he looks over at his dearly beloved ... "Yep, that's the best i can do". Then it's off to Primark for another tasty sweatshirt and baseball cap combo.
Why are they human and allowed to live?
I believe they have a sale on..............the Kids will have to do without their tea tonight :?
(my bold) Its okay .. they're having microchips and 8 Ace.... 8O
 
#12
By all means, let them breed, just stop subsidising them. We have no manufacturing industry in this country anymore, because we've farmed it all out to third world sweatshops. We need our own sweatshops, staffed by our very own chav Epsilon untermensch. Those two have "production line" written all over them.
 
#14
The13thDukeOfWybourne said:
The phrase "Rough as A55holes" springs to mind. What goes through his head first thing in the morning, when he looks over at his dearly beloved ... "Yep, that's the best i can do".
I doubt either of them is looking at the other thinking "Mmmmmmmm, cream of the crop!" :dead: Saying that, he looks like Andy Pipkin's double, so maybe he did actually say "I waaaan' thaaaaa' one!" 8O

I reckon his mum kicked him out of the family council house and he wondered where else he could get his Iceland favourites served up to him every night, so he shacked up with her and her spawn. I bet the family tree is fun to trace in that household! :omfg:
 
#16
DozyBint said:
I doubt either of them is looking at the other thinking "Mmmmmmmm, cream of the crop!"
Says the portrait herself!!!
 
#17
A thought, Do you think if we gave them enough 8Ace we could persuade them to make a porn film? hey, think of the marketing, sponsorship etc it has to be the way forward.
 
#18
StabTiffy2B said:
DozyBint said:
I doubt either of them is looking at the other thinking "Mmmmmmmm, cream of the crop!"
Says the portrait herself!!!
People in glass houses, Stabby! ;)

I was merely addressing the balance that somehow he'd got the bum deal, him being a stunner with so many prospects and all that! 8O
 
#19
DozyBint said:
I was merely addressing the balance that somehow he'd got the bum deal, him being a stunner with so many prospects and all that!
You should be grateful with whatever you can get (not a lot from what I hear either). Especially as you're so tightfished as to not even buy devilishly handsome blokes lunch.

Pull-up-a-sandbag said:
I'm an avatar stealing nonce
Oi. Get your own avatar. Otherwise you might be associated with the pish I type.
 
#20
DozyBint said:
I doubt either of them is looking at the other thinking "Mmmmmmmm, cream of the crop!" :dead: Saying that, he looks like Andy Pipkin's double, so maybe he did actually say "I waaaan' thaaaaa' one!" 8O
Andy Pipkin and Vicky Pollard get it together. Imagine the sort of fcuktard that kid is?
 

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