Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by rebel_with_a_cause, Sep 9, 2012.

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  1. I popped into my local library and asked if they had any books on lubrication.

    The librarian said, "Try the non-friction section..."
  2. skid2

    skid2 LE Book Reviewer

    Or the self help section, to be told that 'That would be defeating the purpose'
  3. I told the librarian that both the books I had borrowed in Braille contained spelling mistakes.
    She told me that they would soon iron out that problem.
  4. A chicken and a frog go into a library.

    The chicken goes "book ...."

    The frog goes "reddit,.... reddit.... reddit..."

    Gosh, is that my hackney carriage?