Library monitor, spotter

#1
Aunty Stella and I depart to Holland tomorrow to pay our respects to family members who fought at Arnhem for the 60th Anniversary.

His girlyness and dampness has shown through in the organisational area of the jaunt.

I was happy to dive on the easy jet and bimble via whatever means from Schippol to Arnhem, having booked digs prior to the trip.

I have listed his library monitoryness below.

1. Has a copy train timetable from Schippol to Arnhem Fablonned
2. Has booked both our cars into the Airport car park, requested east facing so the sun doesn't shine in to the windows.
3. Has a car park plan and a park and ride bus timetable to the terminal fablonned.
4. Has emailled the Dutch railway to find out whether there is a buffet carraige on the train (1 hour trip)
5. Has emailled the airport car park to check the frequency of the patrols.
6. Sent me an email yesterday reminding me that petrol on the motorway is more expensive than at your local station, advising me to fill up early.
7. Asked me if I was taking a waterproof and a packed lunch

The above is just seven out of about twelve examples of the lesbian tendencies he is displaying, Am I going with the wrong chap?

He will probably give a retort like 'If it was left to you we would never go' or something equally dull, he even started packign his bag threee weeks ago

:D :D :D :D

All of the above is 100% true or may god not have beer available all weekend
 
#2
Watch for the sensible shoes, always a dead giveaway.
 
#3
After they have dealt with the serious bit of why they are going across.

I bet you they still both end up inebriated,partially unclothed(if not fully)
somewhere where they shouldn't be :wink:
and rumour has it Grolsch brewery have been on 24hour shifts since they booked travel :lol:
 
#4
I beg a favour, could you please pass on my respects to those that gave their all.

Thanks,

Simon
 
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#5
Mighty_doh_nut said:
The above is just seven out of about twelve examples of the lesbian tendencies he is displaying, Am I going with the wrong chap?
Is he, in fact, a chap at all? Have you checked? Outrageous girliness.
 
#6
The man is a puff, he begged me no to tell but it has to be done

HE IS TAKING HIS OWN PILLOW CASES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#7
so he likes the taste of his own pillows!

even munchers have standards it seems :D :D

respect to all those who did not return
 
#8
will he be taking a bottle of hp sauce and some teabags , so he doesn't have to eat that "foreign muck?"

you're loving this MDN aren't you.
 
#9
chickenpunk said:
Mighty_doh_nut said:
The above is just seven out of about twelve examples of the lesbian tendencies he is displaying, Am I going with the wrong chap?
Is he, in fact, a chap at all? Have you checked? Outrageous girliness.
The real giveaway about his being a lesbo is if he enjoys eating pussy... well does he?

That and wearing dungarees...
 
#11
He did ask me to remind you to take your own field ambulance and driver in pink tutu to sit out the war with. :lol:
 
#13
so any guesses as to what the "un-named" items of girlieness are?


wellies "in case it's muddy?"


an iron "so i'll look smart"


come on MDN spill the beans.
 
#14
Has he booked the Thai Man-whores in Amsters, for after you have done the solemn bit? :D
 
#15
He confessed to taking a fold up, roll uppy type kagoulle, the type that folds and stores in its own hood.

He was going to the chemist to get some form of tablets for adjusting the hardness of the water.

He was taking a basic first aid kit (you never know)

Travellers cheques????????? as the Brummie puff hasn't evolved or heard of debit / credit cards :D
 
#16
Mighty_doh_nut said:
He confessed to taking a fold up, roll uppy type kagoulle, the type that folds and stores in its own hood.

He was going to the chemist to get some form of tablets for adjusting the hardness of the water.

He was taking a basic first aid kit (you never know)

Travellers cheques????????? as the Brummie puff hasn't evolved or heard of debit / credit cards :D
the prosecution rests m'lud. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#17
Blow me Donut you fat cnut.

If it would have been left to that useless fcuker, we would have ended up in Ackrington, standing on a canal bridge paying respects to the ducks.

And we would have got lost on the way there.

Donuts idea of PPP

MDN "You want to go Arnhem?"

AS "Yep, how we getting there?"

MDN "Dunno"

AS "When we going"

MDN "Dunno"

AS "Where we staying"

MDN "Dunno"

AS "So you want me to sort it out and pay for it then"

MDN "Dunno, but are we going?"

AS "You really are a cnut aren't you?"

MDN "Dunno"

How the fcuk that man manages to find his way out of bed amazes me :D
 
#18
A weak retort old man, weak indeed.

You didn't even know where Arnhem was until you stuck it in your gay route planner software.

Its about time you payed for something you leeching backslider....... that bit is usually left to me :D

Give Aunty credit, he did find accomodation in the outskirts of Arnhem where I had previously failed / give up out of boredom and deligated the dull task. However he did try to book double a double room....... which caused concern, the last thing I need to see after a night on the hoy is a big ginger barking spider winking at me and leaving grubby wheelspins on the bed linen.

In summary my original post is accurate, you are a library monitor and a routeplanning early bag packing, read the weather reports and enquire about levels of turbeulence welshmen, and its your round!!!!!!

NEWSFLASH........ the ponce just phoned me to ask if I had a spare travel plug :D :D
 
#20
Auntis response...'Put it in me' 8O
 

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