Don't know if this has been discussed in the Current Affairs section, but I feel it needs to be kicked about by the solid crew here in the Naafi. Mark Oaten (remember him..) has clarified why he decided to risk his career, marriage and reputation by chugging on the boners of Rent Boys. It was because he has gone bald. Well, that explains it all then doesn't it. Looks down at his comb one day to find that there is nothing left to tease and thinks " Sh*t, better go out and find a young lad to stick it up my Dung Trumpet" I think thats pretty feasible and we should all welcome him back into politics without a smear on his character (plenty of smears in his gusset though) Observations please..