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Liam Stoops To Conquer

See that Liam Neeson has signed on to play Col. Hannibal Smith in the big screen update of the A Team.. told he's already practising smoking smelly big cigars and shooting machine guns wildly in all directions without hitting anything.

No word on any of the other casting choices, but, given the temper of the times, no doubt Mr.T part will go to the Rapper-of-the Moment and, at least, one part will be changed to a female...

GM is not sure it can restructure fast enough to supply a new generation panel van suitably equipped for crap driving in time...

Hmm. I could see Face being changed to a woman. I think they should get Dwight Schultz back to play Murdoch, no-one plays a mentalist quite like him.

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