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Lezzers - God Bless them! Air your views here!

#1
Last night I shagged a Lezzer up the Ricker. She couldn't pay her rent.

Does this mean I'm a puff, or worse, a rent boy??
 
#2
No it just means she's prostituted herself and your a seedy man who shags brasses.

Did she have a shaved head and tats?

Did you spaff all over her dungarees or just in her face?
 
#3
It means you are a beasyly Cad!

Welcome to my world!
 
#4
Moodybitch said:
No it just means she's prostituted herself and your a seedy man who shags brasses.

Did she have a shaved head and tats?

Did you spaff all over her dungarees or just in her face?
No, she had a box like a rag-mans coat and more rivets through her nose than the Titanics Keel.

I lost my mess in a region far from her face. The dungarees were in the wardrobe I think.
 
#5
Something not right about this...

Sure you didn't just watch this in a porno???
 
#6
I think the word you are trying to discover is rapist.
 
#9
Have you cured her?
cos every erm...'documentary' I've seen shows that lezzers get cured when they take a mans winkie!
 
#11
And then did her friend from Sweden join you (possible called Helga), after turning up unexpectedly after vollyball practice, and then the 'pool repair man' fell out of the wardrobe, stroking his 'tache???
 
#12
indoubitabley said:
And then did her friend from Sweden join you (possible called Helga), after turning up unexpectedly after vollyball practice, and then the 'pool repair man' fell out of the wardrobe, stroking his 'tache???
I think you need to get rid of the Beta max machine and get some modern Dutch snuff!
 
#13
Glesga_short_bloke said:
Have you cured her?
cos every erm...'documentary' I've seen shows that lezzers get cured when they take a mans winkie!
I don't know if it cured her. I guess I'll know if she pays up next week!
 
#14
Lesbians! Don't you realise that for every pair of daggas there will be two more men looking for straight fanny? Lesbians up the competition for girls, gentlemen. They are bad.

Male homosexuals are great because they reduce competition for girls. So knobby gays good, no knob gays bad. Bi-sexuals just complicate the analysis, a bit like all-rounders in Wisden...
 
#15
cernunnos said:
I think you need to get rid of the Beta max machine and get some modern Dutch snuff!
My Bold

Christ, how far behind in the rent was she???
 
#16
western said:
I think the word you are trying to discover is rapist.
No rapist is to do with repression, menaces, suggested or actual violence. This had to do with money, opportunist punter would be more accurate!
 
#17
My sister in law flicks bean and she doesn't follow the stereotype either, that is to say that I'd happily give her one if she asked. That being the case, she hasn't really brought any shabby bints over to mine either (she's always at my house).

My question is: Is it normal for me to be dreaming about a lezbob gangbang in my house with three good looking chicks and me the stud with a large shlong?

Potential for 9 holes before breakfast for all you golfing types.
 
#18
I think the only fantasy involved is the 9 inch walloper
 
#20
Bravo2nothing said:
Potential for 9 holes before breakfast for all you golfing types.
It would have to be a late brunch I think. If a dykes worth doing she's worth doing well!

And if they put on a show, who knows?
 

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