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Levitating killer jellyfish takes the piss.

#1
You'll be pleased to know that the recently-discovered Irukandji jellyfish is, reportedly, as venomous as the sea wasp but, cuntishly, small enough to pass easily through the mesh of anti-stinger nets.

Some poor cunt has been stung in the face by one -whilst standing on the deck of a container ship, I might add- when seawater containing one of the devious little cunts splashed into his face.

Another cunt was on holiday, wearing a stinger suit (imagine a pair of pantyhose that cover the whole body. Except the face) He dived off a boat and landed on one of the cunts.

Face-first. These cunts are just taking the piss.

The taipan is no longer the world's most venomous snake. That's the inland taipan.

I ask you, WTF is going on here?

Yours,

Baffled of Brisbane.

P.S. I have to go and feed the magpies now. The greedy cunts.
 
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#3
you should meet the missus, specially after forgetting her at sainsburys and driving home without her, now thats deadly
 
#4
auscam said:
You'll be pleased to know that the recently-discovered Irukandji jellyfish is, reportedly, as venomous as the sea wasp but, sportingly, small enough to pass easily through the mesh of anti-stinger nets.

Some poor cunt has been stung in the face by one -whilst standing on the deck of a container ship, I might add- when seawater containing one of the devious little fuckers splashed into his face.

Another cunt was on holiday, wearing a stinger suit (imagine a pair of pantyhose that cover the whole body. Except the face) He dived off a boat and landed on an Irukandji.

Face-first. This is just taking the piss.

The taipan is no longer the world's most venomous snake. That's the inland taipan.

I ask you, WTF is going on here?

Yours,

Baffled of Brisbane.

If wiki is to be believed

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandji_jellyfish
 
#8
Top bloke, Dr Barnes, to prove it was Irukandji syndrome, he stung his son, a lifeguard and himself. Very scientific. All sounds a little bit, well, Australian, to me.
 
#9
Billy Connolly may have wondered aloud how any Australians at all manage to survive to adulthood, but I'm starting to wonder if he's got a point. It's got beyond a joke, I tell you.
 
#10
The_Kurgen said:
auscam said:
You'll be pleased to know that the recently-discovered Irukandji jellyfish is, reportedly, as venomous as the sea wasp but, sportingly, small enough to pass easily through the mesh of anti-stinger nets.

Some poor cunt has been stung in the face by one -whilst standing on the deck of a container ship, I might add- when seawater containing one of the devious little fuckers splashed into his face.

Another cunt was on holiday, wearing a stinger suit (imagine a pair of pantyhose that cover the whole body. Except the face) He dived off a boat and landed on an Irukandji.

Face-first. This is just taking the piss.

The taipan is no longer the world's most venomous snake. That's the inland taipan.

I ask you, WTF is going on here?

Yours,

Baffled of Brisbane.

If wiki is to be believed

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandji_jellyfish


Might just be me, but this bit made me laugh...(from the above page)


"The jellyfish is very small, with a bell about one centimeter wide and four tentacles"
 
#15
auscam said:
You'll be pleased to know that the recently-discovered Irukandji jellyfish is, reportedly, as venomous as the sea wasp but, cuntishly, small enough to pass easily through the mesh of anti-stinger nets.

Some poor cunt has been stung in the face by one -whilst standing on the deck of a container ship, I might add- when seawater containing one of the devious little cunts splashed into his face.

Another cunt was on holiday, wearing a stinger suit (imagine a pair of pantyhose that cover the whole body. Except the face) He dived off a boat and landed on one of the cunts.

Face-first. These cunts are just taking the piss.

The taipan is no longer the world's most venomous snake. That's the inland taipan.

I ask you, WTF is going on here?

Yours,

Baffled of Brisbane.

P.S. I have to go and feed the magpies now. The greedy cunts.
These little cunts sound like Jappy Jellyfish. This reeks of a plot by the Jappy cunts to take over all the world oceans and seas, by setting these little Jappy Jellies on to us. That way, the little slitty eyed sushi scoffing Jappy cunts get to eat all the worlds seafood themselves. The greedy cunts.
 
#19
Monty417 said:
auscam said:
These little cunts sound like Jappy Jellyfish. This reeks of a plot by the Jappy cunts to take over all the world oceans and seas, by setting these little Jappy Jellies on to us. That way, the little slitty eyed sushi scoffing Jappy cunts get to eat all the worlds seafood themselves. The greedy cunts.
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS!
 
#20
auscam said:
@ leveller; Foster's is piss. Drink Cooper's Sparkling Ale, for Chrissake!

Could you have made that photo any fucking bigger?
Well it's so fcuking small, it had to be a big pic, you 4x drinking, dingo shagger, your sh1te at athletics as well.





It's not often we get one over on them, and I'm gonna live on it while I can.
 

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