You'll be pleased to know that the recently-discovered Irukandji jellyfish is, reportedly, as venomous as the sea wasp but, cuntishly, small enough to pass easily through the mesh of anti-stinger nets. Some poor cunt has been stung in the face by one -whilst standing on the deck of a container ship, I might add- when seawater containing one of the devious little cunts splashed into his face. Another cunt was on holiday, wearing a stinger suit (imagine a pair of pantyhose that cover the whole body. Except the face) He dived off a boat and landed on one of the cunts. Face-first. These cunts are just taking the piss. The taipan is no longer the world's most venomous snake. That's the inland taipan. I ask you, WTF is going on here? Yours, Baffled of Brisbane. P.S. I have to go and feed the magpies now. The greedy cunts.