Letter To Cameron...

#1
Dear Mr. Cameron,
>
> Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK 's economy.
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> Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses,
> use the following plan.
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> You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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> There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.
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> Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
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> 1) They MUST retire.
> Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed
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> 2) They MUST buy a new British car.
> Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed
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> 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
> Housing Crisis fixed
>
> 4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
> Crime rate fixed
>
> 5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....
> And there's your money back in duty/tax etc
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> It can't get any easier than that!
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> P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances

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> Also...........
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> Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.
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> This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
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> They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
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> They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
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> Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
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> A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
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> They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
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> They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
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> Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.
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> Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
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> Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
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> There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
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> The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.
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> Think about this (more points of contention):
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> COWS
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> Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria?
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> And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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#3
A sensible post that Cyclic,,,however I see lots of faults especially your thoughts on Cows,I cannot see the EU Human Rights lot agreeing to tag the ears of every suspected illegal,but I can see them giving all illegals a Cow........
 

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