I just couldn't believe it when I found out that you were an RSM! F*ck me! Remember when we used to slap you around the gun park? That day when Dinger Bell put you in that locker and left you overnight. You have to admit, that was funny. BTW, I've an admission to make...it wasn't Dinger who p*ssed in your boots mate, it was me! (hahaha). Those were the days weren't they? Have you put on any weight? You were a skinny little runt back then. Who was that local bird that you were sh*gging when we were in Colly? She'd been ridden more times than the QMs bike that one. I remember seeing her crawling out of the accommodation on a regular basis back then. Must have a box like a clowns pocket. I often wonder what happened to her? Some Tom probably married it.
Anyway mate, I'm over on the 20th of next month, so get that one down in your diary and we'll head out for a few wets.
What's the CO like? I heard that he was doing the Adjt? Is she fit?