Can I have a new shed with a concret base and if my other half is under well ill not cry. I would however also like a 25 year old blond as a replacement for her oh and can the new frau please be unable to speak,
I have a sh@d already, but I really need a couple of fit chaps to erect it for me. I can offer them tea and cake while they're working, and the drink of their choice for afters. If it's a cold day they can warm themselves by my woodburner too. It can keep going all night, apparently.
Failing that, an Aston Martin DB6. You tightwad. It's been on my list since I was 19, and the closest I got was a picture of one. Come on, you know I'd look after it.