Gracie
War hero
Wonder how much money is going to be spent paying staff to read all the replies...
Do you think someone is going to read them?
Wonder how much money is going to be spent paying staff to read all the replies...
You mean government ministers don't do what they say they will?!Do you think someone is going to read them?
You mean government ministers don't do what they say they will?!
For those that are left, get them "working" until they are 65 for a start, if it is good enough for everyone else it is good enough for them
I think the Risk Management Dept may have a few comments about this, regarding Manual Handling a Heavy Stone will need two people to lift it or some kind of mechanical assistance, could they use two smaller stones? The wearing of correct gloves, footwear and goggles should also be mandatory.
Numbering in ones and twos could also be seen as discriminatory, especially if Number Ones are labelled as "Odds", suggest using Independant Consultancy Firm to decide fair selection method
Productivity Exercise will need to be "Benchmarked", recommend this is carried out by Independant Company on a fixed term Contract.
Due to lack of Rainfall in the North of England and the imminent HosePipe Ban, filling of the Quarry with water will have to be either by Buckets, (250,000 on order from Authorised Supplier at £5.20 each) or by using excess Bottled Water purchased as part of the Flu Pandemic Contingency Plan
Regards
NHS Catering Manager
I wonder how many of these admin jobs have the magic, but useless, "nulabour" words "diversity, multicultural, health & safety or enabler/coordinate" in their titles?
Dear Plume
I'm sorry to hear that you are having your contract terminated. I wish you all possible success with being able to quickly find another job. Preferably one that allows you the same opportunities to post on ARRSE!
MiT
For those that are left, get them "working" until they are 65 for a start, if it is good enough for everyone else it is good enough for them
Do you really want a 65- year old nurse giving you an injection, or sewing your wounds? Or a 65-year old surgeon cutting into your vitals?
Do you really want a 65- year old nurse giving you an injection, or sewing your wounds? Or a 65-year old surgeon cutting into your vitals?
Pretty young female nurses are nice to look at but the old dear pushing retirement seems to be much more adept at getting needles into the back of your hand!