Letter from an Australian housewife to the local media.

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  1. Written by a housewife in Perth , Australia , to her local newspaper.

    This is one ticked off lady.




    'Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001 and have continually threatened to do so since?

    Were people from all over the world, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from the nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ?



    Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day,or didn't they?



    And I'm supposed to care that a few Taliban were claiming to be tortured by a justice system of the nation they come from and are fighting against in a brutal insurgency.



    I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.



    I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere belief of which is a crime punishable by beheading in Afghanistan

    I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.



    I'll care when the cowardly so-called 'insurgents' in Afghanistan come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques and behind women and children.



    I'll care when the mindless zealots who blows themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide bombs.

    I'll care when the Australian media stops pretending that their freedom of speech on stories is more important than the lives of the soldiers on the ground or their families waiting at home to hear about them when something happens.



    In the meantime, when I hear a story about a Australian soldier roughing up an Insurgent terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care.

    When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank:

    I don't care.

    When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and 'fed special' food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being 'mishandled, ' you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts:

    I don't care.

    And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled 'Koran' and other times 'Quran.' Well,
    Jimmy Crack Corn you guessed it, I don't care!!



    If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your E-mail friends. Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this ridiculous behavior!

    If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you choose the latter, then please don't complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims
    happen here in our great Country!

    And may I add: 'Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Soldiers don't have that problem.'



    I have another quote that I would like to add, AND......... I hope you forward all this.

    One last thought for the day:



    Only six defining forces
    have ever offered to die for you:




    1. Jesus Christ

    2. The British Soldier.

    3. The Canadian Soldier.

    4. The US Soldier,

    5. The Australian Soldier

    6. The New Zealand Soldier



    One died for your soul, the other 5 for your freedom.



    YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET ALL OF THEM.
     
  2. Seen it when it first came out, 3 years ago!!

    Where have you been, making tea for Terry Waite?
     
  3. Only got it sent to me in an email ok.
     
  4. In Australia, we don't spell it "capitol", we don't say "downtown" and we don't use the phrase "Jimmy crack corn". And any Perth housewife worth her salt wouldn't be talking sh1t on the internet when she could be copping a bit of batter down the back of her throat from the postman. Just be thankful that your old man was too lazy to try w@nking.
     
  5. She's obviously not been ragged by her husband enough. She needs a strapping young man to cum all over her Holy Bible so she can lick it up.
     
  6. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    With tales of doubtful provenance, as with so many things, it's always best to run it past Snopes before posting it here.

    Worth remembering if you're likely to get outraged by Starbucks and the marines, the Red Arrows at the Olympics and /or undertaker's signs in future.
     
  7. Did he ever get his bike back?
     
  8. wtf happened in Australia on Sept 11th?
     
  9. I never even noticed that about 9/11, LLF, don't know whether I'm the daft **** for not catching that or the original cnut that wrote the email.
     
  10. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Red Arrows aren't flying at the Olympics
    We had a close formation of outrage buses a while back about this
     
  11. Never mind, it's not been a complete loss. You've reinforced every Irish joke I've ever heard.
     
  12. I suggest you check your Emails in future before you post them on the most sarcastic forum in UK then :)
     
  13. Q.What's rusty and hangs outside a church.

    A.Terry Waite's bike :lol:
     
  14. Remind me to send you one of my turds in the post so you can forward it to all your friends.
     
  15. These housewives get about a bit. They've written this letter from Canada, Yorkshire, America, and Australia.

    I've never heard a Yorkshire woman use the the phrase Jimmy Crack Corn.

    British and Proud, if I was you, I'd start a facebook group about this and maybe an e.petition on the Downing Street website.

    That'll learn them.