i was sat at scoff in the mess and i told one of the lads that someone was gay in the mess, for a laugh two lads at the table backed it up. one of the other lads at the table was gob-smacked and, being like the set of part one orders that he is, left the table and told everyone else in the mess.fast forward two minutes and other lads who were joining us at our table told us about someone being gay in the mess. this rumour had returned to us in less than two minutes. what is the most virulent and quickest rumour you've heard, and is it possible to start an army wide rumour on this site? by the way...did you know that Dr. John Reid is proposing a 6% pay rise which will be brought in incrementally over the next two years?