lets start a political party ARRSE

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by private---pile, Apr 29, 2008.

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  1. what would be our selling point?
  2. i think alistair darling is a funny name?
  3. how about mine......I'd like to be chief whip?
  4. that we would serve our constituents, unlike the current lot!
    thought i would through that in there.

    but most of us have served the country, what other party can claim that?
  5. honey, you can call me........anytime!
  6. beerfun, gordon brown has served the country....he has served us a plate of the finest Bullshit around
  7. Is there a place for me..............................that doesnt involve 50 tonnes of concrete above my heed?
  8. can we call it the 'cake and arrse party'...that should sum us up!
  9. you cant go wrong with a bit of cake and arrse...

    any volunteers for chancellor

  10. Actually...think I have a strawberry victoria sponge in the kitchen.....suddenly hungry!
  11. Are you going to shove it up your arse?
    If so, could you post piccies? :twisted:
  12. a cake arse....is that what you wanted?

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  13. Can we be as depraved and sleezy as the regular party politicians??? Even MDN and OFAH would struggle to match them these days.....
  14. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Oi! Careful. I might be depraved and sleazy, but I'm honest!

    Actually, anyone can form a political party, even if it has no chance of succeeding. See, for example, the Lib-Dems. :D
    The problem than we would face is that, as far as I am aware, no serving member of the armed forces may be an official in any political party. I could be wrong about this, but during my time in armour, if a legionary wanted to get out of service, he could apply for a chance to run for the senate. That brought an automatic discharge. Something we are all probably familiar with!
  15. Of course there is- You can be in charge of the cabinet bar- now try hard and organise a piss up will you :lol: