Lets quote

"What the f*ck was THAT?!"

- Admiral Isaac Kidd
"I want to see those boots shining like a diamond up a Ni**ers ARRSE....sir!
"Look at you! You're all covered in fluff an' dust an' dandruff an' custard......AND BUDGIE CRAP!"
"I like you Private Joker, hell I'll even let you come around to my house and f**k my sister!"

DI to Joker in Full Metal Jacket
Three Fave FMJ quotes, in no order

1) "I bet you could suck a gulf ball through a garden hose"

2) " Get Some......Get some......Get some.........Anyone who runs is a VC, Any one who stands still....is wel Disceplined VC"


ANIMAL MOTHER "Are you a photographer?"

JOKER " No ... I'm a combat correspondent."

ANIMAL MOTHER " (smiles)Oh, you seen much combat?"

(JOKER returns the smile.)

JOKER "Well, I've seen a little on TV."

(The other marines laugh.)

ANIMAL MOTHER "You're a real comedian."

(Some more laughs.)

JOKER (pause) "Well, they call me the JOKER."

"Oooooooooo!" and laughter

ANIMAL MOTHER(moves closer) - "Well, I got a joke for you. I'm gonna ear you a new a@@hole."

Adlibs, laughter.

JOKER (John. Wayne voice) "Well, pilgrim ... only after you ... eat the
peanuts out of my sh!t!"
you have more time off than...
the COs webbing
jordens bra
john waynes saftey catch

"You have two hopes son Bob hope and no hope and Bobs dead"

"Your in your own time now"
Joker: -How can you shoot women and children??
Heli gunner: - Easy, you just don't lead 'em so much

:lol: :lol: :lol:
1. You've had more time off than Rip VanWinkles bunk light.

2. You've had more sleep than the Unknown Soldier.

3. If it aint rainin'...............

4. "Brace yourself Mother" (Austrailian foreplay)
Am i hurting you soldier ,
no sir
i should be, im standing on your feckin hair.
This soldier is case of mind over matter
I dont mind and you dont matter

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