Lets plan a military coup in the UK...

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by KGB_resident, Aug 21, 2006.

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  1. ... with Boris as a head of the Junta.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml;jsessionid=S3XH4V4ZZNZCXQFIQMGCFFWAVCBQUIV0?xml=/arts/2006/08/21/fttoby21.xml

    Who could be a member of the Junta. We need some 'black' colonels. Jorge Mendonca springs in mind.

    This book would be very usefull.

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1853676403/?tag=armrumser-21

    But who is the best figure to be a military leader?
     
  2. Me me me! Can I be in charge of sabotage & skullduggery...
     
  3. Can I be i/c of the firing squad.

    Hmmm, who would I shoot first.....ah, I know, President Blair!
     
  4. I'll do rations..............PRESCOTT GET OUT OF MY STOREROOM NOW !!!!
     
  5. I will run the treasury, from my new department on the Caymen Islands
     
  6. It is well-known that children are the most valuable treasury in the UK. So I appoint you as a minister of kindergardens.
     
  7. I will be in charge of the invasion of Europe and the colonisation of wherever else we reckon there might be some booty
     
  8. Weirdo
     
  9. I bagsie Law and Order.

    Do the navy still use rope?
     
  10. I think we could make a valid case for reclaiming Normandy, Aquitaine and Hanover. That would be a start.
     
  11. I appoint you a general-governor of united (under British protectorate) Ireland.
     
  12. You could also form women battalions from child-minders.
     
  13. Will be you requiring the services of 49 Para???
     
  14. and my own regiment, the esteemed Irish Rifle Association,
     
  15. We are going to need an Information Minister too!!!

    49 Para Invading London, Not true. Total propaganda!

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