Let's offend EVERYONE

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by General_Layabout, Apr 13, 2013.

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  1. Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
    A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

    Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    A. A different bar.

    Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
    A. Sum Ting Wong . (My favorite!)

    Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
    A. A speech impediment.

    Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ?
    A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

    Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays , Wednesdays and Fridays?
    A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

    Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

    Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
    A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

    Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
    A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'
    A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'

    Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
    A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States

    Any more that have been missed
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  2. How do you upset a Frenchman? Rescue his country from the Third Reich.

    No more unfunny, and true to boot.
  3. How do you upset an Englishman? Rescue his country from the Third Reich and then swan off back to Chicago after getting half the village up the duff.
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  4. How do you upset an American? Fight a World War without them and then let them swan in and join when all the hard work's been done.
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  5. Wouldn't those American jokes be funnier on an American forum?
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  6. They would still lack humour.
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  7. Just found out that Operation Yewtree is being pursued in Ireland.

    Apparently it's used whenever any three offenders are apprehended.
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  8. I appear to be completely unmoved by this casual racism.
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  9. Offence, you call this meshugah nonsense offensive?

    If I were more of a laflaf I'd put an avatar on and contribute fully to this timtum.

    When I get to my larger computer I may well do this.

    Oy vey..
  10. Mashugana.
  11. ............and your attempt at Golders Green Yiddish make you look a complete schlemiel.

  12. Mazeltof.
  13. Enough already with the googling.
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  14. I suppose Maggie Thatcher and Jimmy Savile are arguing about who f***ed the most minors
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  15. Did you hear about the n-n-n-..........never mind.