Lets Make A Film

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Twisted_Laces, Apr 14, 2007.

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  1. I was thinking - after the the Mark of Cain, how long before another pile of crap is thrust on the TV about those 'gallant' hero's of the Iranian Hostage 'Crisis'. I think whoever makes it should be more realistic in there casting of the central charaters. I'd like to kick it off by nominating the cast list:

    Leading SeaMAN Faye Turney: Jo Brand/Divine/Daffd from Little Britain

    OM Arthur Batchelor: [I'm a bit torn here - Professer Stephen Hawking/it'd be too obvious but Rowan Atkinson and with the advance in digital technology maybe Charles Hawtry]

    The Navy: The Lt RN, Albert Poop-Decker

    The Captain of HMS Cornwall: Osama Bin Laden

    The Deck Monkeys: Harry, Ron and the rest of Griffendor house to make up the numbers

    The Marines: Ken Dodd and the Diddy Men

    The First and Second Sea Lord - To Me - To You, the one the only 'Chuckle Brothers' or Ren and Stimpy

    The Minister of Defence - Lennie [Of Mice and Men]

    The Prime Minister - George [Of Mice and Men]

    The Press/Media - I was thinking we could get that bloke who does Wallace and Gromit to make some models out of Sh1t scrapped from the bottom of a deep trench shitter on Sennelager ranges.

    Sound-Track From ITunes
    Uniforms by Hugo Boss
    Reality by Appointment Only

    We need a better ending though, something involving shooting any suggestions ?
  2. Let's not.
  3. ho ho ho