Lets hold an E-Demo

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ralf, Jan 23, 2008.

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  1. Unlike the Plod holding a demo against pay etc, we are unable to strike or hold demo's etc. :banned:

    With all the issues now days due to poor/lack of kit, manning, pay, tours, accommodation, JPA, MHS, and so on, it's time to air your views.

    I think the Government has had it time, with a part Minister of Defence.

    Labour....Time to go....or not?

    Des Brown .....Time to go........or not?

    Lets see how big this gets :roll:
  2. Brown... Ooot
  3. Brown - Fcuk of you cnut!!!
  4. I demand equal breasts.
  5. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    I demand that you demand equal breasts... :p
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I demand the right to be demanding in demanding that which I have no right to demand.

    My list of demanding demands are as follows:

    1. I demand the right to be able to demand the PM's head, and get it!
    2. I demand the right to get paid whatever I deem necessary to attain a living standard that I wish to be kept in.
    3. I demand that my demands for sexual gratification from any female I choose to demand is met - and not necessarily by that particular female.
    4. I demand that my demanding demands for otherwise outrageous favours, perks and comforts in my otherwise demanding life is brought about by the vocal and forceful demands of my local parliamentary representatives.
  7. Oh yeah?

    Then I demand equal balls. that hang devil-may-care betwixt my muscular, yet extremely white English thighs and hat they become full of the nicest tasting man goo known to womankind...

    Uhmm, schmeck sehr, sehr gut! Or some such shite.
  8. I demand that demanding becomes less demanding.
  9. Why are we having an e petition thingy? Does the army not have a monopoly on weapons and soldiers in this country?

    Hands up, who wants to be the next PM? :twisted:
  10. Lets have an e-poll on who wants to become the next PM! If they don't do it, then I double dead dog demand, (whatever that is :oops: ), we have an e-demo to protest....
  11. It get's even better now that the stinking Fcuks have just been awarded a pay rise??????????????????????????

    For what exactly?

    Answers a a BIG POST CARD PLEASE.
  12. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    I thought Clarkson was going to be the next PM.
  13. I demand rights for whites!!

    oh sh't, wrong meeting.