Lets hear the reasons why you hate para's ...

Discussion in 'Infantry' started by westwood 4, Mar 21, 2011.

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  1. stupid idea ...
  2. Coz they is all kunts innit
  3. Curious as in bi? Fixed your they're, their, there which you appear to have a problem with. Couldn't be arrsed to change the rest. And if you can't tell the difference between banter and hatred, perhaps you're embarking on the wrong career path when you leave school. (Sorry, praps your embarking on the rong carer parth when u leev skool)
  4. Because they pinch all the good looking women and every walt wants to be one.
  5. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Not quite true, there are plenty of stinkers around colchester :D

    I'm guessing the opening poster is a 16 year old boy.
  6. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    'Cos paras bite easily! :)

  7. Because they're hung like pit ponies and smash hats' wives?
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  8. Surely you lie!! Stinkers in a Garrison town.....Bah!
  9. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    ....'cos they cannot spell very well?
    No good being a first class infantry unit if you end up attacking the wrong enemy 'cos someone spelt the name wrong.....
  10. Skools on holiday this week?
  11. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Westwood....... allow me to offer a small piece of advice.

    Don't gob off, keep your trap shut, eyes and ears open, when you've passed out and are wearing the uniform of the uniform you wish to join, then come back and attempt to join in with banter, otherwise you'll look a nob and get shot down.

    Good luck, but wind your neck in

    Feck me this theme gets repeated more than 'DIY Disaster'. A different line of attack might make a refreshing change ......

  13. If your "bi curious" you'll fit right in as a Para!
  14. Oh do **** off, there a good little boy. :yawn:
  15. Cheers thanks for that, now jog on.

    Any MODs fancy bouncing this cot death?