Lets have a "Start Slagging Shortt" thread!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by IndianaDel, Aug 29, 2009.

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  1. A Walt

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  2. A Walten Uber Comando

    9.1%
  3. A Damned Fine purveyor of Riping Yarns

    7.6%
  4. Has managed to keep children of all ages enthralled with his Fairy Tales for years. A Regular Brothe

    13.6%
  5. Is a fruadulent criminal who needs to outed in the Press and prosecuted for his various criminal act

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  1. I will start of bt say Jimbo needs a better barber than he has got.
    His 'Tache is also very "Village People" too
     
  2. Sim Jhortt is gay.
     
  3. He has hairy finger nails, and his ears smell of custard
     
  4. He didn't put the lotion on so he got the hose, and loved it.
     
  5. Jim Shortt doesn't recycle and he parks in disabled spaces at Asda supermarket
     
  6. LIKE I SAID ITS ALL GETTING PRINTED AND YOU SLANDERING HIM BY CALLING HIM GAY IS GONNA LAND YOU IN SO MUCH SHIT WELL GET YOUR ADDRESS AND POLICE WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AS WELL LAY OF HIM HES A GEN BLOKE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED......
     
  7. "In the Navy..."

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    "You can sail the seven seas..."

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  8. I refer to the other humourous thread you started, I am doing my Adult Protection course soon, aimed at providing protection to adults who are unable to make decisions themselves and are vulnerable to exploitation.
    Would you like me to include you as one of my case load. I probably would not include our paypal knight as he needs medication first
     
  9. I don't give a fcuk how many times he uses (or not) his bike but if he's in my space, he deserves to be shot.

    Preferably on a cold winter's night in Belfast.
     
  10. Worse still, he take a new carrier bag each time he goes in!

    Oh, but he claims to have an organic hemp reusable doesn't he just? Bloody shopping bag walt.
     
  11. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Jim short uses just for men.
     
  12. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
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    Jim mistook 24 Air mobile for 2 Airbourne.
     
  13. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Short noshes off tramps behind Tesco's while Nachos fists his hoop!
     
  14. Jim Shorrt has poor personal hygiene and is crap at darts. Not only that, he has three nipples, on his face.
     
  15. Jim Short supports Man Utd.
     
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