Lets have a military coup

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bitterandtwisted, Jan 22, 2008.

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  1. I am sick of this cnut broon and all his cronies. This man needs the biggest 02 thief tag in the world. After all the threads I have read leading to his incompetence..... the man should be sacked, forcefully. Lets sign the weapons out the armoury and kick his cnut in???

    Whos up for it ???- I am - any takers/suggestions, what we should do to the snivelling pillock.......... :twisted:

    By the way I need an orificer to lead (not DiffDuke as he is clearly a peenarse ) Any takers????????????
  2. I would definitly be up for it so you can count me in, its about time someone did something to get this country back on track, in reality though I don't think it would ever happen, its not the British mentality to do such a thing, the hotheaded French / Italians maybe but not the Brits which maybe is'nt such a bad thing
  3. Thats why its in the Naffi Bar
  4. Oh go on then, put me down for 'benign dictator', for after it's all done and dusted :twisted:
  5. cant we just hit him hard and fast with a leaflet campaign?
  6. Let's not:

    From ArrsePedia:
  7. Well done actiontoday has decided to be our revolution dictator, I'll be the Pub erm I mean the Ops room - watching it all on sky TV as it happens........ :twisted:
  8. My bold and if it were serious do you think it would be in the Naffi Bar???
  9. Ok ... being an ex RE, can I be OIC Fence ... just somewhere for me to sit if it all goes wrong and the Coup is suppressed.

  10. Yeah! That'll learn 'em :D
  11. These things don't just happen you know ... they unfold!
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Can I be OC Media Ops, I fancy getting drunk with a load of female journo's and misleading them
  13. Why don't we just get involved in a petty point scoring contest over the dispatch box while totally ignoring the world outside our own cosseted and comfortable taxpayer-funded existances, that'll bring him to heel.

    Oh, sorry, the Tories would get miffed that we're stealing their tactics. Useless dross, the lot of them.
  14. Can i have a map, and push little monopoly houses around on it with a stick?

    (sorry haven't got the jargon, but im a quick learner!!)
  15. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    The jargon you need is: "B&T let me go down on you and then you can do me anyway you want"

    Hope that helps.