If you wanna play 'creche' games with me, that sort of sh*te belongs in the NAAFI bar!! Make sure that you do know me first before making comments like that and the whole wide load thing is just totally soooo wrong!!
Your comment above reminded me of an amusing anecdote on a return flight from BATUS following a 2 month deployment.
As the aircraft approached Brize Norton the pilot announced over the intercom "Ladies and Gentlemen welcome back to the UK, and for all the female soldiers on board you are all now officially ugly again"
Come on there are only 3 girls that use the site regularly! not much of an accolade.