lets get the thatcher jokes going

#1
David Cameron once said as a young Conservative that he wishes he was more like Thatcher.. Right now Mr Cameron so do we ..

So Margaret Thatcher has died. Police are now treating the incident as 'hilarious'.

Upon hearing the news of Thatcher's death, Iain Duncan Smith has commented that he would have survived the stroke.

So the Iron Lady has finally died. Rust in Piece.

Thatchers been in Hell for 20 minutes and already shut 3 furnaces

Margaret Thatcher has died of a stroke. A stroke of good luck

Saville and now Thatcher. Great 12 months for minors
 
#4
So Margaret Thatcher has died. Police are now treating the incident as 'hilarious'.



No they aren't, by this time, all those new conservatories, paid for with the overtime of the miner's strike need replacing........ where will they find a leader of her stature now?
 

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#5
David Cameron once said as a young Conservative that he wishes he was more like Thatcher.. Right now Mr Cameron so do we ..

So Margaret Thatcher has died. Police are now treating the incident as 'hilarious'.

Upon hearing the news of Thatcher's death, Iain Duncan Smith has commented that he would have survived the stroke.

So the Iron Lady has finally died. Rust in Piece.

Thatchers been in Hell for 20 minutes and already shut 3 furnaces

Margaret Thatcher has died of a stroke. A stroke of good luck

Saville and now Thatcher. Great 12 months for minors
Well get the jokes going then.
 
#6
Well obviously because they are jokes, making something funny out of something bad, it's what British black humour is about. Don't see anything wrong in people wanting to make Saville, Jackson, Senna or Whinehouse jokes if they're posted in the right place. If people are offended then look elsewhere, in here they're just jokes.


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#7
Well obviously because they are jokes, making something funny out of something bad, it's what British black humour is about. Don't see anything wrong in people wanting to make Saville, Jackson, Senna or Whinehouse jokes if they're posted in the right place. If people are offended then look elsewhere, in here they're just jokes.


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Don't have an issue with what you say, just that the "jokes" are shit. I doubt anybody is offended, rather they are bored.
 
#12
Well obviously because they are jokes, making something funny out of something bad, it's what British black humour is about. Don't see anything wrong in people wanting to make Saville, Jackson, Senna or Whinehouse jokes if they're posted in the right place. If people are offended then look elsewhere, in here they're just jokes.


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Lenny Henry is shit though. He is about as funny as small pox
 
#16
When I realised Margaret Thatcher was dead, I did a double fist pump and shouted, "Fucking brilliant!"

Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back, I suppose it was out of order.

Especially as I was the first paramedic at the scene.
 
#17
David Cameron has just sent his offical letter to the Thatcher residence.

It starts "I regret to inform you that due to recent events you now have too many bedrooms..."
 
#18
Just seen the plans for Margaret Thatcher's grave.

Beautiful really, but I think they should have made the dancefloor bigger.
 
#19
Do you think they.ll drop her in alongside HMS Sheffield... both can rust in piece... but somehow think Sheffield will wish to shuffle over some...
 

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