Let's be honest here. Would you?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Gun_Brickie, Mar 27, 2012.

  1. Ho, yus!

    56 vote(s)
  2. Maybe, but I wouldn't enjoy it.

    3 vote(s)
  3. No, I can pull better in the local barnyard.

    15 vote(s)

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  2. As long as I could claim that:

    A. I was drunk
    B. It didnt tell me
  3. only if she let me play with her balls
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  4. i cant see a penis...whatever, call me a pervert
  5. Surely her name's a typo? Jenna Talackova - shouldn't that be Jenna Lakovtackle?

    Anyway - no. Imagine you'd just shagged her and her mangina prolapsed and a bigger cock than yours suddenly fell out? Not thank you.
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  6. she's got some balls for having the op.
    oh hang on not anymore!
  7. Yes I would, and anyone who says they wouldn't is a fcuking faggot!
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  8. HHH

    HHH LE

    If you did, are you not already fucking one ?
  9. Sure, I done much worse that were biologically female!
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  10. Definately, once that meat and 2 veg is off the plate its a bird in my book
  11. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    The hardest part of doing a male to female sex change is inserting the anchovy fillets.
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  12. Has it got a cock and balls or the full issue minge?

    Not that it really matters, I'm just curious about what I'd be going down on?
  13. fu2

    fu2 LE

    before and after
  14. All would be well up to the point where she/it spoke to me,and it turned out to have the dulcet tones of Frank Bruno, ..put me right off would that.
  15. I think her whispering "smash my arse harder, know what I mean Harry? Huh huh huh huh" would put me right over the edge to be honest.
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