Lets all toast the happy couple!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Geordie_Blerk, Jul 15, 2008.

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  1. It's with extreme happiness and a perverted sense of dread that I can announce that Liz_the_nurse and her cousin Soroban (nee Abacus) are getting wed. As an honoured guest I got a preview of their wedding cake......

  2. Is there a vegetarian option? :D
  3. Yeah - Abacus's button mushroom cock.
  4. Good one! Geordie-blerk.
    Though it's a shame that the photo doesn't have an enlarge clicky.
    Your joke will be wasted on most of the unobservant buggers on here.
  5. i dont get it?
  6. Unlike the pork pies.
  7. Good. You're a tool.
  8. Lower your standards, or offer more money.
  9. ...but they look like pork pies!! Have I missed something?
  10. pie and mash with a bit of liqour would be better
  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Sod the pie and mash, just give me the bride and I'll liquor.

  12. :?

    I like the occasional pie (need them to maintain my "prop-forward who has let himself go" physique) but that's just a little bit tragic.
  13. I don't think this thread has anything to do with the west Yorkshire couple, more the fact that the pork pie cake would be one chosen by a rather Ruben-esque arrse 'maiden' who just happened to be shagging her cousin - another arrser. Then again, I could be wrong.
  14. ohh wouldn't want to get involved with that 8O