Letch Ville, London

[Bravo2nothing]

Just been for some scoff (2 Civ Div) in Richmond, London. Now the standard of the Ladi-eyes is something special but today in particular has been very interesting. Every woman I passed had no bra on and nipples like JCB starter buttons, got back to the orafice, promptly telling the boss (ex-RAF so I can do this) that I am knocking off early, to go into the nearest pub to get silly and letch.

My question is this: I know Richmond is GOOD but where else is noted as being "target rich," no stories of Colly or the 'shot, they don't count (too easy).

 

[shrew]

bravo - when is the last time you had sex...? That may have somethng to do with the extraordinary 'bruce lee' spotting skills.

 

[Awol]

Just been for some scoff (2 Civ Div) in Richmond, London. Now the standard of the Ladi-eyes is something special but today in particular has been very interesting. Every woman I passed had no bra on and nipples like JCB starter buttons, got back to the orafice, promptly telling the boss (ex-RAF so I can do this) that I am knocking off early, to go into the nearest pub to get silly and letch.

My question is this: I know Richmond is GOOD but where else is noted as being "target rich," no stories of Colly or the 'shot, they don't count (too easy).

Swansea.

I know, I know... but it's strangely true.

 

[Bravo2nothing]

Shrew, fair comment but please someone tell everyone it's not just me, this place is heaving (literally) with chicks, nice ones too!

 

[FredWest]

There's nothing like summer, short skirts, commando women and Tube Escalators, if you hang back enough after seeing a suitable target, Robert's you Mother's Brother, also shades on the tube, Covent Garden.

 

[orificecadet]

you sad sad man fred you have a lot to learn my son...
tubes themselves are much better letchingposts, overground only, wear a pair of reflective sunglasses and bob is indeed your father, sitting down, you gets birds eye views of the upskirt and when they reach down into the shopping quite often you'll discover the jcb starter buttons are no longer covered by the safety barrier. Also when females are standing up to get off is also a prime eyeboggling experience. The only time I dislike this is when you're playing the who is the fittest chick in the carriage game and none of them win...

 

[whiffler]

Southend is good, but for God's sake do not let them speak. I have some decent (£1 a pair) holographic sun-glasses that show skeletons & things in bright light and/or bright green/orange glow. My tongue hanging out is the only give-away as little Whiffler is strapped down on these outings.

 

[Spursluv]

Southend is good, but for God's sake do not let them speak. I have some decent (£1 a pair) holographic sun-glasses that show skeletons & things in bright light and/or bright green/orange glow. My tongue hanging out is the only give-away as little Whiffler is strapped down on these outings.

Oi!! nothing wrong with Southend

 

[sniffle-snaffle]

nottingham city centre on a summers day,sat outside yates just watching it go by

 

[whiffler]

Southend is good, but for God's sake do not let them speak. I have some decent (£1 a pair) holographic sun-glasses that show skeletons & things in bright light and/or bright green/orange glow. My tongue hanging out is the only give-away as little Whiffler is strapped down on these outings.

Oi!! nothing wrong with Southend

So was it you that kicked it off in the Monk & Fisherman at lunchtime ?. Do you find the Southend/Essex Girl nasal whine somehow alluring?. Happy to discuss over an Old Speckled Hen in minutes few.

 

[Spursluv]

Southend is good, but for God's sake do not let them speak. I have some decent (£1 a pair) holographic sun-glasses that show skeletons & things in bright light and/or bright green/orange glow. My tongue hanging out is the only give-away as little Whiffler is strapped down on these outings.

Oi!! nothing wrong with Southend

So was it you that kicked it off in the Monk & Fisherman at lunchtime ?. Do you find the Southend/Essex Girl nasal whine somehow alluring?. Happy to discuss over an Old Speckled Hen in minutes few.

I am an Essx Girly, never been told I had the nasal whine though unless everyone has been keeping it to themselves so as not to hurt my feelings!! I will get it out of them later

Mind you maybe I have escaped the silly speak because I'm tucked away in the stick in Great Wakering? Are you from Southend then?

 

[the_matelot]

Wild Wadi water park in Dubai is the best place to perv-stand at the bottom of the HUGE slide and watch jumper bunnies try to escape. Its undoubtedly the best thing in the world to letch.

 

[whiffler]

SL

Oooh - I think we're into a PM situation here.

W (dashing for beer - tomorrow is another day)

 

[Spursluv]

SL

Oooh - I think we're into a PM situation here.

W (dashing for beer - tomorrow is another day)

Haha I've sent a PM back, will chat on Monday if you're still about, I'm off to Canary Wharf to get hammered now, byeeee!

 

[crabtastic]

Just been for some scoff (2 Civ Div) in Richmond, London. Now the standard of the Ladi-eyes is something special but today in particular has been very interesting. Every woman I passed had no bra on and nipples like JCB starter buttons, got back to the orafice, promptly telling the boss (ex-RAF so I can do this) that I am knocking off early, to go into the nearest pub to get silly and letch.

My question is this: I know Richmond is GOOD but where else is noted as being "target rich," no stories of Colly or the 'shot, they don't count (too easy).

Swansea.

I know, I know... but it's strangely true.

A great place, until they start talking.

Not doing too badly here actually. Working at a univeristy in Southern California there are bikinis all over the campus. It's like Hyde Park in the middle of summer every day. You just need to look out the window. There's a 50m outdoor pool with a sun deck FFS! Nubile 19-21yr olds everywhere, oh my. OK, time to take a cold shower and slip some bromide in my char, I have to go to work.

 

[Vegetius]

I've lived and worked in London for 90% of my life.

There are many places in The Smoke crawling with crumpet, no doubt about it, but for my money the blessed plot that is the Sloane Square/ Fulham Road/ Parsons Green Axis of Loveliness has never been beaten for the sheer quantity and quality of bronzed, blonde lovelies. I was in The Trafalgar on King's Road last week and my eyes kept falling into my pint with letchworthy disbelief at the crumpetage.

Get yourself down there and have a gander if you don't believe me. It's mainly posh crumpet, too, you cannot go wrong.

V!

 

[Fred_Karno]

Vegetius,

You're right on the money here. I'm sat in some pit east of Suez at the mo and I can tell you that if there's one thing we all miss it's His Majesty's Royal Road. What's more it's not just because we only have 3 chins in the entire Mess (and they're attached arms) - even Jeremy Clarkson thinks that it's the best place in the UK to go for a drive.

 

[RTFQ]

I've lived and worked in London for 90% of my life.

There are many places in The Smoke crawling with crumpet, no doubt about it, but for my money the blessed plot that is the Sloane Square/ Fulham Road/ Parsons Green Axis of Loveliness has never been beaten for the sheer quantity and quality of bronzed, blonde lovelies. I was in The Trafalgar on King's Road last week and my eyes kept falling into my pint with letchworthy disbelief at the crumpetage.

Get yourself down there and have a gander if you don't believe me. It's mainly posh crumpet, too, you cannot go wrong.

V!

Shhhh! Don't tell them! MDN and Shortfuze will end up going down there dressed a Igor and Belak the Romanian Siamese twins who are joined at the face, and they'll scare all the tottettes away.

Don't listen to Veg fellas, he's getting on a bit, Flarm rd and P's Green are full of sweaty munters who are born again christians and multiple burns victims. Plus the beer costs like 6 quid for a bottle of Michelob lite, which is the only beer they sell. Most of the bars are gay, in fact. It's dull. And full of illegals.

 

[PCLG]

Cheltenham

 

[the_matelot]

definitely not Yeovil....

Errreeeee, don't put that in there, I haven't had a poo yet..............