let them know at the Army v Navy game!!!!!!!!

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  1. We all know that the debacle over the captured Naval personnel would not have taken place if the situation had been replicated with a covoy of vehicles rather than a boat. So lets react in a puerile and antagonistic manner and get a chant going at the Army v Navy game that those who have disgraced and shamed us will understand.

    I suggest either:

    ' stand up if you would have fought'

    or perhaps a reworking of 'white flag' by Dido.

    Either way lets get it going, it will be funny at least. I would love to hear what people think or any chant ideas that people have.

    Regards,

    RCH
     
  2. Excellent Idea!

    Everybody should take a white flag with them as well!
     
  3. I have already been thinking of this.

    How about a chorus of

    "You Surrendered" as in "She fell over".... Now that echoing round the ground would be funny.
     
  4. Or 'who's ate all the pies'
     
  5. I found this after doing a google.....

    http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/navysong/Data/S0009.HTM

    I'm sure somebody more comically minded then me might beable to make good of it.....although the first line is rather apt.

    "What's the matter with Cornwall, she's all gay"
     
  6. whats the latest date i can get tickets for this game? a few lads in my unit are interested, however the bloke that is dealing with that side of things has more time off than the COs webbing
     
  7. You only sing when you're captured!!!
     
  8. Or "Who stole the I-pod" to the same tune
     
  9. To the tune of that navy anthem - we are sailing

    We are captured?

    We are crying?

    we are fugly?

    take it away maestros........
     
  10. Well, the best songs can go on for ever and ever, with as many verses/choruses as you like - so the ideal base to work from is clear....


    What shall we do with the captured sailors


    so, for starters I'll give you verse one!

    take away his i pod and make him blubber
    take away his i pod and make him blubber
    take away his i pod and make him blubber
    earlie in the morning

    chorus
    OOh'ray and faye is gopping
    OOh'ray and faye is gopping
    OOh'ray and faye is gopping
    earlie in the morning
     
  11. WE were captured
    We were crying
    On the telie
    On the news

    We are w*****s
    Cos we coughed up
    To the rag heads
    In Iran

    We surrendered
    We surrendered
    To the rag head
    With a gun

    We are w*****s
    Cos we coughed up
    To the rag heads
    In Iran

    something like that
     
  12. oops didnt see that post sorry

    Put him in a suit and make him smile
    Put him in a suit and make him smile
    Put him in a suit and make him smile
    Put him in a suit and make him smile
    earlie in the morning
     
  13. Anyone else think that it may kick off this year as they are going to take dogs abuse!
     
  14. Give em forty grand and hear them snivel
    Give em forty grand and hear them snivel
    Give em forty grand and hear them snivel
    Early in the morning.