Let the looting... er, protests begin!

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  1. Armed robber, 29, dies after being restrained by passersby | Daily Mail Online

    Two blokes hold up a Co-Op with a baseball and golf bat.

    One gets a 'citizen's arrest' and promptly has a heart attack.

    Poor citizen gets arrestedbit later released.

    I'm already sensing a 'lovable rogue' may have left us...

    Sharon (can I call her 'Shaz'?) should have gone quiet after the first six words.
     
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  2. Misunderstood
     

  3. I'm guessing he'd do anything for anyone and he was a talented local rap artist.
     
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  4. he was turnin' his life around, he was doing one last job to set himself up in a new business growing and selling the finest drugs to all locally, he is wiv de angles now, sniff.
     
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  5. A loveable rogue generally means, aspiring rapper, dusky hued with a substantial criminal record.

    Luckily he's now dead...... hahahahahah.
     
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  6. Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.
     
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  7. racist
     
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  8. I blame BREXIT!
     
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  9. How dare you!

    I'm not a racist but.......
     
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  10. I blame black blokes who can't be arsed working.
     
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  11. I missed this.

    But I agree with Sharon. I hope the men responsible get everything they deserve...

    Admittedly she's probably thinking prison time.

    I'm thinking medal, money, commemorative plate in six easy to pay installments.
     
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  12. #blackthievesmatter
     
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  13. Bet he was on roids.
     
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  14. Wrong... you racist. It's a direct consequence of austerity, murdering Tory scum, racist BREXIT voters and NHS cuts.

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    ... and spaniels too - though it doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
     
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  15. So I take it none of you are contributing to the fund set up to look after the lovable rogue's kid?
    Thought not.