Let’s all learn Russian

[TheVisitor]

мое судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей.

 

[surfincivi]

мое судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей.

Eels not spots

 

[Egg on Leggs]

Why does the Russian language sound like a voice recording being played backwards.

 

[lokiuk]

Why does the Russian language sound like a voice recording being played backwards.

Kind of like this?

 

[TheVisitor]

Eels not spots

Spots?

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

Voy Karasho..... as my tutor never said to me. Maybe that's why I never completed the course!

 

[surfincivi]

Spots?

Google translate said acne not eels?

 

[javaguzzisti]

Even better, the former Prince of Darkness will be surprised ( and possibly a tad vexed) to learn that he is a proto-Russki by adoption ......

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Himself chatting to a young cub four years ago...

1998 was the first time i heard Putin say he wanted to recreate the old pre WWI Russian Empire borders.

 

[Mr_Fingerz]

1998 was the first time i heard Putin say he wanted to recreate the old pre WWI Russian Empire borders.

I can see lots of countries that would be more than happy to disabuse him of that aspiration.

 

[TheVisitor]

Google translate said acne not eels?

Reverso said eels.

 

[surfincivi]

Reverso said eels.

I don’t know how my dyslexia affects the cut and paste translation services, but it’s good at it

 

[Anonymous Yank]

Matches? You want matches?
Moye sudno na vozdushnoy podushke polno ugrey.
Phonetic Russian, not "Dirty Hungarian."

 

[Agony_Aunt]

I make very good fukk with Comrade Abbotski.

 

[Mr_Fingerz]

I make very good fukk with Comrade Abbotski.

And you wonder why you're on ROPS?

 

[SpiderFox]

I learnt all the Russian I need from Sven Hassel's books

Job Tvojemadjl!

 

[Agony_Aunt]

And you wonder why you're on ROPS?

Not really. I know I'm a victim of unjust application of ROPs.