Lesser spotted shag

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fairy_nuff, Aug 14, 2009.

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  1. 18.30 approx this evening on the train looking out the window. Spotted naked couple shagging in the woods between St Mary's Cray and Swanley. So which arrser was it? Bloke had nice bum well he had his back to the train
     
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Sorry, I miss read this I thought you said Lezzer!
     
  3. May have been a lezzer getting a man-meat instead of plastic/rubber products???
     
  4. While realising that you were at some distance from the "action", and moving at speed, but was the arrse that was visible male or female, and if male, was there a tattoo on one cheek?
     
  5. Grid ref? Anyone got some binos i can have a shot of?
     
  6. Christ!, spotted!!!

    Aahhhh! My omnibus cometh, must be off, Toodles.
     
  7. I thought it said "Lesser Spotted Slug".

    It's not my fault I've got a cold. I do actually go out of the house sometimes.