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#1
Just thought I'd share this one, whilst I recover from last night. Went to a well known Bar in Batley (yawn). Couple of beers with a few friends (one of which is a Lesbian) They had a Freddy Mercury Tribute guy on, the man looked and sounded more like Borat!!!

Anyway, back on Tack, I realised that the Lesbian's not that bod looking, for a 43 year old, (i'm 34), and I found myself saying, "You know what Deb's, if you weren't a Lesbian, I'd kick your back doors in", instead of getting the slap that I was expecting, the response I got, was "if I wasn't a Lesbian, I'd let you!!!", so there was young Fred, all night trying to convince her, that little Fred's a lot warmer than a Rampant Rabbit, and sticking my tongue out at her and proclaiming how pointy it was!!! Didn't work though!!!!

Back to sleep now boys and girls.
 
#3
better luck next time!

i've been telling a friend of mine to give me a blowjob day in day out now, she just doesn't realise that i'm serious, it's so frustrating! :roll:
 
#4
She's not being entirely honest with you mate, she's not really a jouster, its just that you have a face like a melted welly and she doesnt want to hurt your feelings.
Slip her a micky and you'll be in like Flynn!
 
#5
Instead of her Kebab, I ended up with a chicken one!!!

I'm gonna keep on trying, wear her down, eventually!!!

And she'd been bloody gyrating all over me all bloody night, mind you she didn't complain, when I unzipped her top in the middle of the bar, she had a glass in each hand, powerless to stop me!!!
 
#7
FredWest said:
Instead of her Kebab, I ended up with a chicken one!!!

I'm gonna keep on trying, wear her down, eventually!!!

And she'd been bloody gyrating all over me all bloody night, mind you she didn't complain, when I unzipped her top in the middle of the bar, she had a glass in each hand, powerless to stop me!!!
Good skills sir!
 

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