Just thought I'd share this one, whilst I recover from last night. Went to a well known Bar in Batley (yawn). Couple of beers with a few friends (one of which is a Lesbian) They had a Freddy Mercury Tribute guy on, the man looked and sounded more like Borat!!! Anyway, back on Tack, I realised that the Lesbian's not that bod looking, for a 43 year old, (i'm 34), and I found myself saying, "You know what Deb's, if you weren't a Lesbian, I'd kick your back doors in", instead of getting the slap that I was expecting, the response I got, was "if I wasn't a Lesbian, I'd let you!!!", so there was young Fred, all night trying to convince her, that little Fred's a lot warmer than a Rampant Rabbit, and sticking my tongue out at her and proclaiming how pointy it was!!! Didn't work though!!!! Back to sleep now boys and girls.