Lesbians have more orgasms

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  1. WOMEN are more likely to orgasm during lesbian sex than straight sex, a survey reveals.

    Just under 69 per cent of women climaxed during their last heterosexual encounter compared to 76 per cent who romped with another female.

    Researchers who quizzed 19,000 people across Australia blamed selfish fellas who concentrated solely on intercourse because it was most “effective” for them. They added that many women with lower sex drives were also left unsatisfied when pressured into having sex — while only 5.2 per cent of men did not orgasm.

    Three-quarters of women polled by three Aussie universities said their last sexual activity included some kind of “manual stimulation”. A quarter said their romp included oral sex. The survey was published in the Journal of Sex Research.


  2. Christ alive! First they claim sperm can be artificially crated in laboratories, thus rendering blokes biologically useless, now they hit us with this - and right where it hurts too!!!

    On the other hand, it could be used as an excuse for those moments when you just can't be arrsed putting any effort in anymore:

    'Sorry I didn't put any effort what so ever into that, love, but it would have been a waste of time as i'm not a lesbian'.
  3. That is good evidence to bring to the 'we should have a threesome' discussion!
  4. Personally I always ensure she who must be obayed has her little bean well and truely flicked by moi until she screams the milk man's name, then it's chocks away and I can do her with images off Buffy the vampire slayer in my mind for as long or as short as I like with no thought for her at all!
  5. My ex bisexual German girlfriend loved for her gf to chow-down on her. It was like watching a cat fight! If I was sharing she'd almost knock my teeth out with her pubic bone! Ahhh, the good old days!
  6. i want to watch an will count how many they do have.
    i dont believe it.
  7. Hang on a mo please ;

    She's your ex girlfriend or she's an ex bisexual?

  8. She's an ex girlyfriend. Ex bisexual? Don't know. Doubt it. Hope not! :wink:
  9. So not all doom and gloom then :D
  10. Its all true, take it from me "I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body," thankfully he's fairly well padded so plenty of room to move around!!
  12. Reminds me of the old joke: How do you make a woman come?

    Who cares?
  13. Trust me, through vital physical investigations, however much I generously and genuinely squeal at a finger or tongue shafting, c*ck rules. You men do have some plusses :p
  14. What food supresses the female sexual apetite?

    Wedding cake.
  15. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Mrs Syrup is ging to her mams tommorrow with the new carpet commando
    I have 5 days p+pu (porn plus piss ups) ahead owing to me
    I shall research this using some of the finest DVD's from not only Germany / Sweden but the US and these shores
    If I have the strength to type I'll let you know my research results

    p.s I once made a bird squirt flicking her bean does that help

    :D :D :D