Lesbians don't get rose - they're disgusted

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Mar 9, 2012.

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  1. They're right...that's not a proper lesbian couple that fat one's a geezer.

    I've seen loads of lezzer porn and they look nowt like them goppers.
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  2. The one on the right, black crop sleeved T-shirt is a fake. She doesn't resemble any of the real lesbians I've seen in those 'educational' filums.
    The one in the brown jumper could have the honour of receiving my spaff over her face though.
  3. Reality does bite don't you think?

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  4. It'd only eat the rose the fat piggy
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  5. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    Must be a really slow news days for the mail online - wasnt vals day weeks ago?
  6. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Has someone moved the county boundary? Last time I looked, Newark was in Notts not Lincs.

    The one in brown would get it, the one in black wouldn't, and as this is the naafi, balls, jizz etc....
  7. Do fem rug munchers lack standards?
    Bulky figure, saggy tits and arse, scowly face and the dress sense of a scaffolder. Oh Lush.
  8. I'm disgusted, I clicked on that link expecting filth and suddenly I was in Daily Mail land, it's like Kent but with a spellchecker.
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  9. Just for you then, hope it helps.

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  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    That's how I got Mrs B&T. Can't see what your problem is!
  11. Damn the OP and his spelling mistake, the thread should read "disgusting"
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  12. "Can I have a rose for the delightful chunky monkey I'm with please?"

    "No love, these are for proper couples not extras from This Is England."

    "We are outraged!!"

    "Not stopping the fat cunt from eating though is it?"
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  13. I did once try to explain to a certain woman that she couldn't be a proper lesbian.
    As not Dutch and did not look the lesbians that appear in training videos :(

    She considered the point then threatened to throw me through the pub window if I didn't apologise:)
  14. Hey mate if that's what toasts yer crumpet, go hard.