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Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Jan 11, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    a fat lesbian goes to Weight Watchers, the woman running the session says " You are what you eat" The lesbian says " are you calling me a cnut"
  2. I know a lesbian who scrubs her minge with floor detergent........................................ 'Flash Cunt'.
  3. I know a lesbian...........
  4. You deserve to be in Ffrance!
  5. We not a happy chap are we today Mr Eodmatt :thumright:
  6. If that was a question, the answer is that if I was any happier I would be out of control. :)
  7. I've slept with two lesbians....

    Yes.. thats right SLEPT no sex!!!

    I still sulk over it
  8. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    What? A male Viking?