Lesbian teacher facing jail

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by supermatelot, Aug 18, 2009.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I'm knocking one out as we speak.

    She is worth a squirt.
  2. Right behind you there, shame the victim was not shown............I have my over developed emagination though, that does it for me :twisted:
  3. I used to dream of being involved in an affair with my maths teacher, every time I see something like this I get all envious and think of how lucky the little fuckers are. Assuming the teacher is at least mildly good looking.
  4. Trumpet teacher too, imagine the breath control
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Think what she could do with her fingers.
  6. Can’t knock one out and type at the same time so got the wife under the table.
  7. If I should die, think only this of me: that I probably went dreaming about getting a rusty trombone from two lesbians in school uniform.
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Funnily enough, thats where mine cowers.
  9. Thats where mine lives!
  10. The teacher looks about 16 herself. If both parties are willing, where's the problem?
  11. What under Houseman's table?
  12. Thats it, I'm cutting my dick off and becoming a lesbian.

    er...well maybe not the dick cutting off bit. I'll shave my beard off and wear a wig, that'll do it.
  13. If I say so! It shall be done. Untill then she lives under my table.
  14. Dang, hot teacher!