Lesbian Squirt Fest Show

Rod924

LE
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#1
Fellow arrsers, I and Squirting Dykes Ltd, are pleased to announce that there are a limited number of tickets on sales for a one off piss fest performed by Barry Bastard and Hettie Sweetcheeks. See real lezzers squirt like the Belfry lake fountain. Tickets are £10 finest stirling, please leave your details of how many tickets you require and your BEST reason for wanting to attend this golden show?
 
#2
I would be interested if we could have some kind of competition.............. with a large cash prize for the first to acheive niagra

tongues at twelve paces..........dualling dildo's etc.
 
#3
deisel_dyke said:
I would be interested if we could have some kind of competition.............. with a large cash prize for the first to acheive niagra

tongues at twelve paces..........dualling dildo's etc.
Are you really a lezzer or a bored Tom in 2 Para.

I'm not being insensitive to your sexuality, I just don't want to waste a boner on a fella.
 
#4
Not a bona fide card carrying lezza geordie i just prefer the simplicity of a lezza relationship the benefits are countless,

no getting preggers............smell better (even the 'shower' isn't as pungent with girls)............share make-up.............chat about shoes.............etc in fact the only downside is the nightly scrum infront of the fridge for the malteasers
 
#5
deisel_dyke said:
Not a bona fide card carrying lezza geordie i just prefer the simplicity of a lezza relationship the benefits are countless,

no getting preggers............smell better (even the 'shower' isn't as pungent with girls)............share make-up.............chat about shoes.............etc in fact the only downside is the nightly scrum infront of the fridge for the malteasers
Bloody hell D D I'm wishing I was a lezza.
 
#7
I'm a lezzer......just trapped in a man's body
 
#8
These maltesers? :D

How are you feeding them to each other?8O

Out of Trap One or Trap Two? :?

Can we see pictures?
:mrgreen:
 
#9
well last night it was the malteaser situation that started the golden shower discussion as it happens,

there was a large bag of malteasers in the fridge 20mins later there was an empty malteaser packet on the coffee table.

i didn't get any instead i was offered one and a half scabby custard creams which i scornfully refused and was advised by friend (who was in msn) to hold out for something better, hence my fave thing, which she selfishly refused so i didn't get any malteasers in any fashion!
 
#11
deisel_dyke said:
Not a bona fide card carrying lezza geordie i just prefer the simplicity of a lezza relationship the benefits are countless,

no getting preggers............smell better (even the 'shower' isn't as pungent with girls)............share make-up.............chat about shoes.............etc in fact the only downside is the nightly scrum infront of the fridge for the malteasers
I think most of the "Lezza's" I know are saggy arrsed tuppence lickers.
They wear Doc Martens and wouldn't dream of using make up to cover the Borstal spot.


:)
 

Cutaway

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#12
jakeblues68 said:
I think most of the "Lezza's" I know are saggy arrsed tuppence lickers.
They wear Doc Martens and wouldn't dream of using make up to cover the Borstal spot.


:)
But in this case you couldn't be more wrong...
 
#13
Cutaway said:
jakeblues68 said:
I think most of the "Lezza's" I know are saggy arrsed tuppence lickers.
They wear Doc Martens and wouldn't dream of using make up to cover the Borstal spot.


:)
But in this case you couldn't be more wrong...
HTF do you know Cuts? This isn't one of those Porn Actresses you hire for your necro ad Mong skin flicks is it?
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#14
Duck Dodgers said:
Cutaway said:
jakeblues68 said:
I think most of the "Lezza's" I know are saggy arrsed tuppence lickers.
They wear Doc Martens and wouldn't dream of using make up to cover the Borstal spot.


:)
But in this case you couldn't be more wrong...
HTF do you know Cuts? This isn't one of those Porn Actresses you hire for your necro ad Mong skin flicks is it?
Because I have the actual 'lady suit' hanging up...
 
#15
Said it before and I'll say it again. Seen a lot of their movies,admire their work.
 
#16
Jake, i do own lots of shoes, last count 312 pairs not including anything above calf length (they come under the boot section of the shoe room) and i can honestly say that i do not, nor ever have, own any doc martins.

however i DID try to steal a pair from a nurse once but luckily she gave in to my charms beforehand so the squeeky sole on linoleum flooring thing wore off.

BTW duckie..... i can verify cuts does know :wink:
 
#17
Christ!! 312? Not including boots?? 8O

I got told I had too many pairs of footwear just having 9 (including my knee hi boots).



You're Imelda really aren't you? Go on admit it :wink:
 
#18
miz, did you say knee high? (mumble) got any pics? (sweat)

i'd be happy for you to visit and we could view my shoe room.........

then dinner maybe.............

then perhaps you could give me an opinion on my bedroom decor..........? :wink:


(bring the boots)
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#19
deisel_dyke said:
Jake, i do own lots of shoes, last count 312 pairs not including anything above calf length (they come under the boot section of the shoe room) and i can honestly say that i do not, nor ever have, own any doc martins.

however i DID try to steal a pair from a nurse once but luckily she gave in to my charms beforehand so the squeeky sole on linoleum flooring thing wore off.

BTW duckie..... i can verify cuts does know :wink:
312 pairs of shoes? Fack off.
 
#20
Deisel_Dykes real name is Alan and he's a double-glazing installer from Weston-Super-Mare. :roll:
C'mon, do you really believe that Dale Winton and chums refer to themselves as lifters or gardeners? Alan refers to himself as a jouster, I for one am not buying it.
 
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