Lesbian Squirt Fest Show

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rod924, Jul 14, 2005.

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  1. Rod924

    Rod924 LE Reviewer

    Fellow arrsers, I and Squirting Dykes Ltd, are pleased to announce that there are a limited number of tickets on sales for a one off piss fest performed by Barry Bastard and Hettie Sweetcheeks. See real lezzers squirt like the Belfry lake fountain. Tickets are £10 finest stirling, please leave your details of how many tickets you require and your BEST reason for wanting to attend this golden show?
  2. I would be interested if we could have some kind of competition.............. with a large cash prize for the first to acheive niagra

    tongues at twelve paces..........dualling dildo's etc.
  3. Are you really a lezzer or a bored Tom in 2 Para.

    I'm not being insensitive to your sexuality, I just don't want to waste a boner on a fella.
  4. Not a bona fide card carrying lezza geordie i just prefer the simplicity of a lezza relationship the benefits are countless,

    no getting preggers............smell better (even the 'shower' isn't as pungent with girls)............share make-up.............chat about shoes.............etc in fact the only downside is the nightly scrum infront of the fridge for the malteasers
  5. Bloody hell D D I'm wishing I was a lezza.
  6. i know it's ace unless you really like malteasers
  7. I'm a lezzer......just trapped in a man's body
  8. These maltesers? :D

    How are you feeding them to each other?8O

    Out of Trap One or Trap Two? :?

    Can we see pictures?
  9. well last night it was the malteaser situation that started the golden shower discussion as it happens,

    there was a large bag of malteasers in the fridge 20mins later there was an empty malteaser packet on the coffee table.

    i didn't get any instead i was offered one and a half scabby custard creams which i scornfully refused and was advised by friend (who was in msn) to hold out for something better, hence my fave thing, which she selfishly refused so i didn't get any malteasers in any fashion!
  10. Thank f*ck you've come out.......so am I. I've been one for as long as I can remember.
  11. I think most of the "Lezza's" I know are saggy arrsed tuppence lickers.
    They wear Doc Martens and wouldn't dream of using make up to cover the Borstal spot.

  12. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    But in this case you couldn't be more wrong...
  13. HTF do you know Cuts? This isn't one of those Porn Actresses you hire for your necro ad Mong skin flicks is it?
  14. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Because I have the actual 'lady suit' hanging up...
  15. Said it before and I'll say it again. Seen a lot of their movies,admire their work.