Lesbian No More - Now Heterosexual!

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  1. Mormon ex-lesbian on how she's happily married to a man as she tries to free others from 'overwhelming same-sex desires'

    A happily-married Mormon mother of three who, 30 years ago, was living her life as a lesbian, is speaking out about same-sex attraction on a new website created by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
    Laurie Campbell, 52, who considers her earlier life as a lesbian a sin, hopes to give other Mormons the tools to overcome their homosexual desires by speaking out on her own successful marriage to a man.

    More at The Daily Wail:Mormon ex-lesbian on how she's happily married to a man as she tries to free others from 'overwhelming same-sex desires' | Mail Online
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  3. You listen to someone religious? tut tut....
  4. Hmm i wonder what her methods for turning lezzers are though.. perhaps it involves large buckets of water, white shirts (for purity of course) and small tasselled whips...
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  6. In reality she has been successfully suppressing her desires for thirty years or she was only playing at being a lesbian in college. You can never be an ex-anything, a part of it will always remain with you.

    I am a lesbian trapped in a man's (broken, fat and old) body!
  7. I ve been trying to convert lesbians for yearsd........I know they want it....the Scutters...!!
  8. I love The Mail, and those that criticise it are a load of faggot lefty cunts.

    There, I've said it.
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  9. Definitely not now, but I would have happily paid to see Ms Campbell In flagranti drinking from the furry cup 20 yrs ago.

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    Glen's looking shit.
  11. until there's a picture of her hanging, by her face, out of the back of some bints arse i dont believe her.
  12. But is it a ruse, and does she secretly lap the furry cup while her husband hides in the wardrobe frapping himself in to a frenzy.