Just watching a French Tv 2CK show ( for those uninitiated into the world of advertising, that means 2 cnuts in a kitchen). They are showing intense fascination about the fact that you can make omelettes from eggs at the moment. Every now and then there are shots of the husband? of one or both of them floundering around in the snow. Shit, he's just made it to the kitchen and is equally fascinated by the egg-to-omelette phenomenon. Will they get their ( very fried-egg-like) tits out for the boy? Too busy farting around with olive oil at the moment by the looks of it. Which leads me to the main question. How on earth do they actually manage to sustain a population when they are so busy wnaking over themselves? Answers on a postcard to Nick the Nose, Palace of Funny Mirrors, nr Paris.