Whats green and melts in your mouth?

A leper's c*ock!
Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?

A: You can keep the tip!

Q: Why did the leper fail his driving test?

A: Left his foot on the clutch!

Q: Did you hear about the leper kid on a bike?

A: He said "Look mum, no hands!"
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