Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Ollie1991, Sep 21, 2010.

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  1. Whats green and melts in your mouth?

    A leper's c*ock!
  2. Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?

    A: You can keep the tip!

    Q: Why did the leper fail his driving test?

    A: Left his foot on the clutch!

    Q: Did you hear about the leper kid on a bike?

    A: He said "Look mum, no hands!"