Lembit Opik - otherwise known as "donkey dick"

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  1. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    He just flashes his latest expenses chit.
  2. Crazy name, crazy guy
  3. I want to 'Do a Lembit' - maybe he'll start a lucrative 'pulling fitties' speaking tour? I'd rather listen to that than his politik.
  4. He's a tosser!
  5. MP date dorris who's very livelyhood revolves around 'exposure'.

    I really cannot see what she finds so attractive about a relationship him. :roll:

    Fair play though,he has consistantly punched well above his weight and as such is an inspiration to all men who look like a melted Rodney Trotter.
  6. From this:


    to this:


    and now this:


    If he could sell his secret he'd be a billionaire!

    Must be charming! :)
  7. Hmm, except the Weather girl is a Metrologist, one of the few weather people that actually has a degree in it, you muppet? :roll:
  8. FFS sake guys have you not worked it out yet what all the ladies have known for years? - It's a Northern Irish thing!

    Even if he has a face like a bag of smashed crabs, yer average bloke from God's Country can't fail to trap on the mainland. It's all about caring, sensitivity and superior sexual stamina. Must be something in the water.

    It's a blessing....and a curse. :wink:


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  9. So she knows her way around town?. She turned from something 'not ugly' to 'a tired looking old slapper' in very short order.

    Basically they're all using him for their own publicity.
  10. I think you mean meteorologist, which she does not have a degree in. Her degree from UCW Cardiff is in Welsh literature but she has done her cert. from the Met Office and gained, if her blog is to be believed a distinction.
  11. He must have a frak condition like his d1ck tasting of Vodka or something. My missus just described him as looking like "Jimmy Hills spastic lovechild", and apprently wouldnt shag him "ever" .. Lying cow. We all know they would sign up for a dry bumming from a frustrated Silverback if it had a Gold Card.

  12. Brains are not high on my list of requirements so I would boff her without any qualifications :D
  13. Nope. She's a weather "girl" (now 51). IIRC she has a degree in English and Welsh before doing the quick Met Office course for tv presenters.

    (Edit- beaten to it.)
  14. His accent gets distinctly more Norn Iron when he's had a couple and is talking to a pretty girl. Oh yes it does Lembit.

    He smiles a lot, has a very good line in self-deprecating humour , and makes them laugh inside 2 minutes.

    So if there's a secret to his pulling power, there's something to be getting on with.

    .. Nye.