Legless bloke shoots bird dead.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by westendboy, Feb 14, 2013.

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  1. I wonder if he gets away with it?
  2. Now i know what you're on about because i'm watching the news. Chances are, not many people will have this advantage and will reply on first reading;

    "What the fuck are you on about? Link?"
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  3. This story will run and run.
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  4. OJ did!
  5. If the leg don't fit, you must aquit
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  6. He's fucked, he hasn't got a leg to stand on

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  7. What a brilliant idea; sneak around in a darkened house in a country second- only to Colombia for gun-related crime in order to surprise your boyfriend who's in no position to leg-it.

    Who says romance is dead?
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  8. I guess if Oscar has retired from running he's a shoe-in for the SA target shooting team for Rio.
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  9. 'Spose he'll have to stump up for her funeral now
  10. He'll be ok, the judge will tell him to hop it. Taxi!
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  11. Now that would be funny if he had no knees but he does so it is not!
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  12. Most guys just give their burd red roses for Valentines.
  13. Fair play, however it would have been even less funny with "there is no shins for it"

    ...that wouldn't even make sense

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