Marlon Brondo is described as one of the greatest ever actors that ever lived. I always thought he must have been good in his youth as he was crap as Fat mumbling Old Wop in The Godfather and worse as Fat mumbling Jungle Nutter in Apocalypse Now so thought I'd watch a season of his films on Freeview recently to see what the fuss was about. Mutiny on the Bounty - Brando ponces about with an plummy accent and facial expressions that suggest severe intestinal pain. Richard Harris and Trevor Howard wipe the floor with him in the acting stakes. The Missouri Breaks - Brando rocks up in a red indian fancy dress outfit and does a cod Oirish accent that was worse than Brad Pitt's pisstake one in Snatch. Jack Nicholson upercuts him in the acting stakes while shouting "SHORYUKEN!!" (Most of you wont get that reference) The Appaloosa - Brando hardly speaks or even move and does the worst impression of a drunk in history. John Saxon who has spent his career playing Mexican and assorted baddies steals the acting hat while saying lines like "Giv me jor steeeenking hos!!" In conclusion he was pants. So what or who that is conidered a classic or a legend do you think is wank? It can be people, bands, films or even cars but do try to explain why it's as much use as Anne Frank's drumkit.