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Legal perving

So the wife says we are going out to meet an old friend of her's.Great I think some boring day this is going to be,but wait.
We end up at a local horse and dog show.Cue the young women in their jodhpurs,boots and crops.Better yet,the wife's friend has two daughters (18 and 19) in full riding kit!I really didn't know which way to look.
After a couple of hours,the wife says "are you bored,shall we go"? "Oh no dear",I say,"you stay a chat to your friend,I don't mind"
So we all go to the beer tent,and I get in another two hours letching.
There's nothing matter with a bit of legal perving and I say that having spent the day at the rugby in Twickenham yesterday. Never before have a pair of binoculars been put to such good use! Pity they got a bit steamy at times. =(

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