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Legal Immigrant

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Mujibar was trying to get into Britain legally through Immigration.

The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless youpass it you cannot enter Britain."

"Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works at a call centre near you.
 

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