Leg-cutting funeral home to close

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by STILTS, Jul 14, 2009.

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  1. A judge in the US state of South Carolina has ordered the closure of a funeral home where an employee cut off the legs of a 6ft 7in (2m) body

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    Stilts
     
  2. They didn't cut the whole of both legs off so does that make him half cut?
     
  3. Sure blame the funeral director. I should think he would be commended for thinking outside the box. :wink: :p After all, the customer is hardly likely to complain. It's better than cramming him in the coffin with his legs folded underneath him like a clasp knife. :roll: :headbang:
     
  4. You don't want to cut the legs off a corpse; what are you going to throw over your shoulders when you're bumming it?
     
  5. Do you really think so? It's not as though he'll get cramp.