Left,right,left,right

#1
Please can anybody on here that is still serving and is in a position of authority stop shouting "LEFT,RIGHT,LEFT,RIGHT" at me whilst I am enjoying my PT lesson/run.

I know what foot to put down next otherwise It would be a steady state hop wouldn't it.
I knew how to run by about the age of two.
Thanks in advance and I now look very much forward to my next PT lesson/run without the hair gel boy's making sure I don't put my left foot down twice by accident.

Also whilst I'm here... can any female who is currently a PTI or thinking about becoming one please choose otherwise.
There is not a lot more annoying than a squeaky, whiny female shout.
Also do your press up's properly before counting mine.
 
#3
Where the hell did you get that reply from?, it's a gem!
Are you Ricky Gervais in disguise?.... Cheeky monkey.
 
#6
I would leap to your defence, as I was amused, but you have committed the cardinal sin of using a grocer's apostrophe in your first post, so I'm afraid you have to go, at least for a few days.
 
#9
#11
I would leap to your defence, as I was amused, but you have committed the cardinal sin of using a grocer's apostrophe in your first post, so I'm afraid you have to go, at least for a few days.
Oh man... What is a grocer's apostrophe when it's at home?
 
#13
OP is a hero. He's just saying what we all know we need to here.

This is a serious issue that warrants discussion here on these forums.

What are we going to do about this?
 
#14
Well illustrated there Shandy.
WRONG!

I was referring to A grocer, singular!
The apostrophe I used means the apostrophe I was referring to belonged to him.

I await your grovelling apology
 
#19
What the fuck are you, apart from a very bad wind up merchant?
You're passing p coy next year but you are a re-join EOD in the RLC.
Your story has more holes than a string vest, seems all over the place. You should have remembered the 6 p before you started.
 
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